Love: Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally"...

By scared4myhair - 12/04/2015 01:53 - United States - Flint

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By rejected - 28/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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By Omydayz - 29/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Fremont

Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML

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By anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML

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White lie

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 06:00 - Sweden - Varberg

Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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How very dare you!

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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By RS - 17/03/2015 16:25 - United States - Delray Beach

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

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By Winx - 16/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

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Sansa_fml 38

Sunday 12 April 2015 12:20

Step 1. Run Step 2. Call the police if you ever see him again.

A07 48

Sunday 12 April 2015 12:21

The guy has confidence, you've to atleast give him that.

Comments

Overlord247 20

Monday 13 April 2015 1:46

You should report this OP... that is very far beyond just creepy...

teentee401 36

Monday 13 April 2015 3:20

Be careful. There have been some news stories about men/boys who have beaten or killed women and girls for turning them down.

kayj905 15

Monday 13 April 2015 4:38

Step 1: Run Step 2: Keep running Step 3: Don't stop

TheBlackRussian 13

Monday 13 April 2015 5:38

Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane. But I got an empty dungeon, I'll buy some chains.

badgercheese94 16

Monday 13 April 2015 8:01

Lets hope for everyone's sake he doesn't have Elliott Rodger syndrome

zarrganaut 17

Monday 13 April 2015 8:12

Get out now.

walktowardslight 33

Monday 13 April 2015 13:26

I can't believe people are actually suggesting she should have said yes to appease the delusional male. Do not appease those. Tell them no when you want to say no. They are not entitled to a yes, not even a maybe, and you are not cheating them of a well earned prom date, no matter how they ask. Remember, you are not for sale in exchange for goods or services just because they want you. You are not a bargain.

LyricaSilvan 29

Tuesday 14 April 2015 0:07

Sounds like one of those creeps who silently stalks a girl because he can't work up the nerve to talk to her. I recommend calling the police, and maybe getting a restraining order.

ouijacorn 9

Tuesday 14 April 2015 2:13

Invest in some Inferno spray (if you don't already have some) and if he bothers you again be sure to respond loudly so other people around you will see him harassing you.