Love: Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally"...

By scared4myhair - 12/04/2015 01:53 - United States - Flint

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By rejected - 28/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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By Omydayz - 29/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Fremont

Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML

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By anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML

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White lie

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 06:00 - Sweden - Varberg

Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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How very dare you!

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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By RS - 17/03/2015 16:25 - United States - Delray Beach

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

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By Winx - 16/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

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Sunday 12 April 2015 12:20

Step 1. Run Step 2. Call the police if you ever see him again.

A07 48

Sunday 12 April 2015 12:21

The guy has confidence, you've to atleast give him that.

Comments

icecoldfml 7

Sunday 12 April 2015 14:58

Are you a blonde by any chance? This reminds me of the Supernatural episode where the serial killer collects the hair of the women he murders. Having said that, have fun sleeping tonight :)

RockyRacoon 16

Sunday 12 April 2015 15:17

Waw that's creepy ... Warn your friends and the people around you, they may notice if he tries to shave your head or whatever he's onto at the moment !

trtnt25 19

Sunday 12 April 2015 15:49

This reminds me of the story of the girl who got stabbed after she said no to a guy who asked her to prom. People are ****** up, I'd watch yourself OP

MattStro 23

Sunday 12 April 2015 15:55

I recommend wearing your hair up from now on!

Tsukiyomi 16

Sunday 12 April 2015 16:02

In my opinion girls like cute with short hair but hey, if he does happen to cut it off with hedge clippers you'll be fine

allplayedout 20

Sunday 12 April 2015 23:11

What in flaming hell does your opinion on short hair have to do with this creepy-ass encounter?

badmandilon 19

Sunday 12 April 2015 16:02

He sounds like a sociopath or worse. I wouldn't hesitate to tell police if I was you.

marcusbjohnson 4

Sunday 12 April 2015 16:35

you are using the term sociopath incorrectly.

marcranger 28

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:09

No, actually, I don't think he is. This guy doesn't seem to have any regard of boundaries or the feelings of others, both of which are traits of sociopaths. OP, get some adults involved!