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By sexybelly - 26/03/2015 08:35 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

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By Liar Liar - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By preggo - 01/08/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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Congratulations. Or not.

By Anonymous - 24/10/2019 14:03

Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML

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By booyouwhoree - 03/03/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

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By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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By cowgurl91 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I found out that my boyfriend was going to propose to me about three months ago. I was completely surprised and asked why he didn't. At that time, I had told him to stop looking at me like that and go buy me some damn tacos. I was 2 months pregnant then. Now he wants to wait a couple of years. FML

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kenjenkei 32

Thursday 26 March 2015 12:35

Lady, you pushed a tiny human out of your ******. Don't let anyone make you feel bad, you're amazing!

briang959 47

Thursday 26 March 2015 12:39

Never ask a woman when she is due until you see the baby's head coming out of the birth canal.

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NodakN8V 25

Thursday 26 March 2015 23:07

Time for it to get a job and pay rent

rinzler806 9

Thursday 26 March 2015 23:24

You COULD just lose weight, and not have to worry about it at all. YDI.

otecasacid 22

Thursday 26 March 2015 23:41

In a pregnancy you're supposed to eat for 1.1, not 2. The baby will be about 8lbs, and the amniotic fluid maybe another 12. Too much more than 30 pounds in a pregnancy you know that it's not baby weight.

jqmalang 17

Friday 27 March 2015 1:23

Well... that sure does hurt. I'm sorry about that OP.

5280420 13

Friday 27 March 2015 1:44

How is that even possible?! Six months ago? Pregnant for 15 months?! I think not! Prove me wrong.

just4fun21 11

Friday 27 March 2015 2:21

Poor baby :'(

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Friday 27 March 2015 3:12

I got asked the same thing exactly one week after delivery, while pushing my newborn in the stroller.

rockydify 22

Friday 27 March 2015 9:04

I hope you said "6 months ago - haha!"

AmandaBatton0210 8

Friday 27 March 2015 9:24

I am with you. my baby turned 9 months today and I am struggling to get into my prematurity jeans. good luck. baby weight is definitely a bitch to get rid of!

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Friday 27 March 2015 10:51

Aww, don't worry about the after baby belly, it will go down eventually. The day I left the hospital with my first baby, my neighbor ran into me at the store. I was picking up formula since I wasn't producing enough milk. And of course the baby was at my house with my mom, so she didn't see a baby and saw a big pudge still and asked me when I was due. I nearly broke down in tears when I told her he was home! Haha. My second baby though, before I even left the hospital, my tummy didn't even look like I had carried a child by the time I left.