By sexybelly - 26/03/2015 08:35 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
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kenjenkei 32

Lady, you pushed a tiny human out of your ******. Don't let anyone make you feel bad, you're amazing!

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briang959 47

Never ask a woman when she is due until you see the baby's head coming out of the birth canal.

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blackonblight 32

I really don't understand the pressure for women to lose weight immediately after the birth. Especially women who are breast feeding. If the kid's not on solids yet, your body is still dealing with needing nutrition for two, right? Worrying about losing baby-weight before weaning seems silly.

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otecasacid 22

It's not nutrition for 2. The baby weighs 8 pounds. Eating for 2 will double your weight, and perhaps give you gestational diabetes

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Maycontainnuts 17

Oh man, I thought you meant you'd had a baby in there for 15 months!

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MechanicKayla 18

Sorry :( Nobody should ever ask a woman that! Especially if they don't know them.

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evank98 10

I'm surprised they haven't induced labor already...

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LissaPalumbo 14

It really is hard to lose the weight. I had my son 2 months ago, and everyday I still feel like a whale. To anybody reading this with the same problem... Don't worry about it. It took you 9 months to gain it, it's gonna take some time to lose it. And your baby is definitely worth a little weight :)

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spacepants 11

if it makes you feel any better he probably f er Ltd awful about it. I've made that mistake.

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MERICAN_REDNECK 10

Being pregnant for 15 months? I honestly HIGHLY doubt this. Did you mean 6 weeks?

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