Intimacy: Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when...

By myparentsarehoes - 03/08/2009 16:33 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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By Creepedout - 25/06/2013 01:27 - United States - Clearwater

Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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By omgwtfsam - 27/07/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

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mohit88 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:09

That is ****** akward

leili 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:05

Eugh. That really sucks. FYL

Comments

that_guy321 2

Tuesday 4 August 2009 0:58

has anyone noticed that the place of Canada this person's from are breeds of dogs? just thought it was funny..

SweetieLish 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:12

Could have been worse...you could have walked into your house with your parents having an orgy in the living room. But FYL none the less.

velvet87 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:23

They're called Newfoundland Dogs & Labrador Retrievers for a reason, clearly they originate there.

XOfiestypixie 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:59

Did that really not clue into you #105? How about Irish Setter, Irish Wolfhound, Welsh Springer, Portuguese Water Dog, etc...

Nightfallz 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:30

LOL. you are gonna tell your mommy that daddy was grinding on another girl? your 19 now it's time to grow up and stop tatteling little kid. YDI Anyways. you shouldn't be in a bar when your 19. were you using your FAKE ID? lmao.

hebron77 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:41

Well, if they weren't okay with it then the dad would be a jerk and the mom should know.

tangothis 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:40

lol wow canada? not the same ages as the us for drinking

cactus_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:44

Uh, hello? The OP is from Canada, where the legal drinking age is 18. Check your facts before you start being an asshole.

FMLable 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:52

Speaking of checking your facts, the drinking age in Canada varies by province. The OP is from Newfoundland, where the legal age is actually 19.

cactus_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:35

Meaning it's legal for him to be drinking. Either way, if they had looked first they would have realized this and not been such a dick to someone they don't even know.

Rydizzle 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:03

eweeeeee lmao thats nasty!!!!!

lunaticsol 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:10

YDI for being a loser. "OMG MY PARENTS HAVE SEX!!" Don't write FML's about things that and aren't even bad nor really any of your business. Before you (or anyone) goes into the whole "well they could have told me" thing, ask yourselves, do you really want to know every intimate detail of their sex life, or want them to know yours? Probably not, so quit bitching and get over yourself.