By myparentsarehoes - 03/08/2009 16:33 - Canada

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Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
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Morokea 0

Hey the third was my 19th (too?)! Sorry about your parents though...

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Jennika 0

So that means you might not be your father's child? OH MY.. But you know, ANYONE who has ever been to NEWFOUNDLAND or LABRADOR in CANADA would know that the only FUN shit to do around there is DRINK, SMOKE, PARTY, AND HAVE SEX!! So.. I don't blame them. :) And cut the crap people between Canada and U.S.A. It's always been a love/hate neighbour relationship.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

I hope you learned not to stand toe to toe with your father who owns you :) Hopefully, some rat will snitch you out when you cheat on someone.

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FMLable 0

That's really not true at all. Too many people tend to judge intelligence based on the accent (which usually isn't that strong if you're not in the outports), but I don't know where you got that idea. Although I've never been to Labrador, I have been all across Newfoundland and you really don't seem like someone who's been there. Newfoundland is a beautiful place with many things to do apart from "drink, smoke, party, and have sex". Terra Nova National Park is a wonderful natural area, and Gros Morne National Park, which is also a UNESCO world heritage site, offers gorgeous views. You can find wonderful fishing throughout the province (although it's a shame the government has nearly destroyed the outport fishery). Marble Mountain has the best skiing east of Quebec, and L'Ance-Aux-Meadows is a wonderful Viking history site. The Viking Trail also offers many natural sceneries, including the shipwreck of the S.S. Ethie and the Arches. George St. boasts the most bars per sq. foot in all of Canada, and Cape Spear is the most eastern point in North America. The is a lot more I could continue about, but I'll leave it at this.

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LittleMel4 0

Seriously you are all probably 15, close minded and ignorant. I urge most of you to go research and educate yourself on poly relationships of all kinds because you are really insulting me and my friends

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brattlee 0

Dude don't feel bad thats pretty much exactly what happened to me! So your not the only one. Except i walked into my parents having a swinger party!

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Undispu7ed 0

Lmao that's hilarious. FYL

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fortywhacks 0

Not an FML. People really need to get over their parents being poly.

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saa994 0

now the REAL question is, why weren't your parents celebrating your birthday with you? ahhha.

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ToriaTunndra 0

Wow. Thats halarious and it is FMl worthy... who the hell wants to find out there parents are sleeping with other people...?

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