Intimacy: Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when...

By myparentsarehoes - 03/08/2009 16:33 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 00:00 - Denmark

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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By Creepedout - 25/06/2013 01:27 - United States - Clearwater

Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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By omgwtfsam - 27/07/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

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Monday 3 August 2009 20:09

That is ****** akward

leili 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:05

Eugh. That really sucks. FYL

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iFruit 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:43

iloveblackmen, i bet a lot of people hate you now. myself included.

Hugeness 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:52

I was thinking the exact same thing. I was gonna say FYL but then I saw they were a Newfie so I put YDI hahahaha

velvet87 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:21

You're an ass for laughing just because they're from Newfoundland and Labrador.

FMLable 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:50

Hey! Don't diss the Newfs! Let's see how you handle your screech ;p -> I'm a Newfie via parenthood, although born & raised in Alberta. Actually, I just got back from a trip to Newfoundland.

kas647 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:29

I'm a Newfoundlander and proud of it. I live in a beautiful province with many wonderful friendly people. I'm so fed up with the "stupid newfie" stereotype and ignorant people like you who say that and have more than likely never been to Newfoundland make me sick. Why don't you come here, go on George Street and say that? Let's see how funny "stupid newfs" are then.

annamg 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:08

Just because someone dislikes the idea of swinging doesn't make them stupid or ignorant.

603050294 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 10:35

This FML does read like a newfie joke. OP: Time to get off the island.

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Monday 3 August 2009 21:57

The awkward turtle came out of its shell after this FML was posted. OP: Bummer, well, at least you didn't find out when you were smaller?

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Monday 3 August 2009 22:08

That's so ****** up. FYL for sure.

rocker8877 0

Monday 3 August 2009 22:10

HAHAHAhaha.... Gross... :(

alwaysalady 0

Monday 3 August 2009 22:33

well, Happy freakin' birthday to you...

Rascal_620 0

Monday 3 August 2009 22:33

haha whats wrong with that? Thats kinda fun actually! Your like the daughter of a ******... which makes you a bitch of a *****. Hehe pretty cool to me! You should be a swinger to! It would be like the ***** family...