Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national...

By TowelSinger - 12/02/2012 08:07

Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML

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By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 21:00 - Philippines

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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Sunday 12 February 2012 15:39

You're going to be a YouTube STAR!

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Sunday 12 February 2012 15:40

Your roommates are jerks

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ArtsySweets 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 15:47

Woah how embarrassing OP! At least you weren't naked. Your friends seem like jerks, next time when they're in the shower pull them out and lock them outside of the room in their towels, demanding they sing the national anthem and you won't let them back in until they do.

dani05 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:04

Those are some good friends you have there... Not. It would be fightin time someone dragged me out of the shower.

yogamaster9000 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:14

Many terrible things have sprung from über-nationalism

yogamaster9000 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:14

Many terrible things have sprung from über-nationalism

Hellokelsie 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:35

Texas All-State?

wisese 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 18:47

Haha, that would explain the weird tradition of singing the national anthem in the hallway... I mean, I was in choir for 13 years straight, and we never did anything like that. We'd sing before meals, and we had a song we sang to bus drivers on tours, but never before bed.