By AlicefromIreland - 23/08/2015 17:39 - Ireland

Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML
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AlicefromIreland 16

What happened was when we were told to wave the phones in the air I flung my arm up a bit too fast and my phone flew out of my hand and this "huge woman" (in talking morbidly obese, bundles me out of the way and snatched my phone from the air. I never saw her or the phone again...

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TheDog6 24

She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!

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Juicenub 25

Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?

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thejonac 21

all i can say is that i bet it was all part of the plan, your hand felt slippery, didn't it ?

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dansco 24

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. Or runs off lol

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trashboat11 14

Then how did u post this. Stupid ass mother ******

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Suzi_d16 27

People have internet access via devices other than phones. Dumbass!

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xluciferx666 21

Throw some chicken nuggets in the air she would have come back so fast

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Tsukiyomi 16

I hope she gets curb checked

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ThatOneAstro 15

I hope you find her and get your phone back and she serves time in jail

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beeferjay 34

throw your hands in the air wave them like you just dont care you get your phone stolen by rotunda... y d i

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JKPwnage 27

If it's an iPhone, you should be able to go on Find My iPhone on the Apple website and locate it and/or lock it down

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