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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 14:53 - United States - Pekin

Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML
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fuckedPriceless 17

Honestly, that's probably what I'd say too. I'm very sarcastic though...

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8born8 18

Oohh right in the romance! Chin up OP, Hopefully, you'll be walking hand in hand soon. Perhaps on the way to a lovely dinner, just the two of you.

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KnownAsCAJ 11

(y) wrote in wrong one and cant delete.. so yea. (y)

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captainsmegma 12

What an insensitive bastard. If I was with you my dear I would have held your hands, bought you hot chocolate, and then took you home for some hot sex. Call me next game day.

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Mauskau 35

You're a bit insensitive by trying to take someone else's girlfriend.

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Taylor22294 24

Also a little cocky for assuming she'd want you, or have sex with. Not everyone wants you Smooth Talker haha

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KnownAsCAJ 11

"omg he didnt hold my hand when I implied it so i'll find someone else to be with now." Really?

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cryssycakesx3 22

the stench of his desperation is in the air...

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davincidasecond 24

You sound in desperate need of some water, because that was the thirstiest thing I've read in a long while.

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ARetardedSeal 24

Someone ought to give you the back hand of the century for that.

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BrotherPhil 35

Sounded a bit deliberately T-T to me. Is this the famous American blind spot for sarcasm?

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Thunderstruck14 30

Some people always mean what they say, and expect others to do the same thing. I'm cold means I'm cold, and lets hold hands means lets hold hands. If you're dating someone like that, just tell them exactly what it is you want. Its not that they're not romantic or that they don't care about you, they just need you to tell them how you feel because that's how they communicate.

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Omegadolly 22

"Well damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather!"

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sehrgutmann 19

I agree your life sucks but your pockets would have made your hands warmer. You get the warmth from your thighs and they're protected from the cold and wind.

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Taylor22294 24

You should be more upfront. Relationships are based on honesty and trust. Be honest when you want something don't foreshadow anything, let it out.

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joe3_fml 15

Boys are usually clueless to stuff like that, specially since he was watching a football game.

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