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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 14:53 - United States - Pekin

Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML

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By kaitlintaylor - 07/11/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML

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Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2016 16:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML

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By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

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By Gbeat411 - 25/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went to boxing and this hot chick asked me if I was wearing a sports cup. I replied yes, when I wasn't. I thought she was going to check with her hand and feel. She checked with her knee. FML

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anonymous_365 12

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:27

That's cold.

fuckedPriceless 17

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:31

Honestly, that's probably what I'd say too. I'm very sarcastic though...

Comments

holymackeral 12

Sunday 19 October 2014 4:32

Thats why men dont understand women. If you want to hold my hand just SAY THAT instead of playing headgames and then moaning on about it on FML

jamnglamgirlie 17

Sunday 19 October 2014 4:55

I gotta say that's actually kinda cute that he didn't get it.

TomeDr 24

Sunday 19 October 2014 5:40

I'd say that's pretty typical. Some men do NOT takes hints. Next time, just tell him you want to hold hands.

oJoy 11

Sunday 19 October 2014 6:30

some guys are that stupid

ProudDaddy 7

Sunday 19 October 2014 6:34

Damn, I get that we as men are the best on picking up on little hints, but I would've picked up on that lol

knoxxx 22

Sunday 19 October 2014 6:46

Men often don't pick up on subtle hints, next time just try holding his hand.

demonfacee 14

Sunday 19 October 2014 7:18

You should just flat out hold his hand. Guys don't really get that kind of stuff. ): I think it would be pretty funny if my girlfriend taught me how to put my hands in my pockets.