Embarrassing and Awkward: Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking...

By cmac1229 - 23/06/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 13:09 - Sweden - Solna

Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By RosaMaravillosa - 27/06/2016 18:09 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:00

Wow.do u not know how to knock?

PaulG10 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:24

single stall bathroom....

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hahah567 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:54

should have checked...

kingren418 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:59

bro..u knock??

Gaby_peaceandluv 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:00

haha geez.... thats embarrasing So many brain farts lately in the FMLs summer seems to make people dumber..

kingren418 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:02

bro...u knockk??

jocyy96 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:07

lmfao! why didn't u knock?!?!

cb73_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:11

your life is by no means ******...you just wasted 10 minutes..

Monado 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:13

I'm sure that growing up, he never learned knocking before assuming is one of the best ways to go.

punk_sk 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:16

done that before. and, not everyone responds to knocking

Luna_LoveIsGood 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:17

haha. sounds like something i would do.....

bobisthebest 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:24

#5...what does YDI mean???

Daaniellee1234 8

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:42

YDI, means You Dumb Idiot

CyclonePsycho 1

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:11

Y ou D eserve I t #45, I bet you think you're clever, huh?

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