Embarrassing and Awkward: Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking...

By cmac1229 - 23/06/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 13:09 - Sweden - Solna

Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By RosaMaravillosa - 27/06/2016 18:09 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:00

Wow.do u not know how to knock?

PaulG10 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:24

single stall bathroom....

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Guyoverhere 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:26

Ydi for wasting everyones time And making them hold it in for ten min

grlwitperlEring 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:35

lol YDI but i have to admit i've done something a lot like this before....

strawberryswirl 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:39

Not even an FML. Try waiting in line and then having someone just sweep right past you and go in as if you weren't even there. That happened to me.

akeena13 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:40

hahahahaha thats great. that definitely made my day. lmao FYL man. that just sucks. you shoulda checked tho lol

akeena13 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:41

YDI= you deserved it

Jimbo2000 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:46

maybe next time you should knock

Awesomesaurus 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:02

This reminds me of when me and two friends were waiting by a crosswalk. We were waiting for a ride from someone else as the nearby school got out. We didn't hit the crosswalk because we didn't have to, but I guess the kids from the school thought we had. There must have been 30 kids at that corner before one of them had the idea to hit the crosswalk button.