Health: Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache....

By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By poopshooter101 - 30/06/2009 11:53 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong, she said that I'd "killed her nose." FML

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By cmac1229 - 23/06/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Megannn - 01/05/2012 23:43 - United States

Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML

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Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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Garnetshaddow 30

Wednesday 21 December 2016 1:15

That really does suck. In emergencies, fuckups happen. When I was a teenager, I was in a store and needed to puke (migraine headaches.) I realized when I was done... I'd run in to the men's room. There wasn't a line... but I think it really startled some guys at the urinals when a girl came sprinting out behind them. Oops!

mariri9206 32

Wednesday 21 December 2016 1:17

So they can't use the men's room instead? Certainly, they have an actual toilet and not just urinal in there. If it's a one person room, it's not a big deal. If they really had to go that bad but didn't use the men's room, they have no reason to be so angry and it's their own fault for waiting for that room to be free.

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cootiequeen4444 11

Wednesday 21 December 2016 2:45

I have frequent stomach issues. certain foods make me kinda blah for example. so I know the feeling of those attacks so I don't blame you. On another note, I hope the tampon thrown at you wasn't used... >_> FYL squared if so... though I admit if any of the women really had to go F their lives as well. Don't feel too bad though. Shit happens (literally.. and literally used correctly too!)

Selina1407 11

Wednesday 21 December 2016 4:09

I ran into the wrong restroom before. I was just a kid and it was super embarrassing. Now its just a funny story, about how I was so upset at something so dumb. Now its still embarrassing for adults, but cracking a smile at your own self actually eases some of that embarrassment. You'll never see them again and you got something to laugh at later. Some lady threw a tampon at you. Thats pretty funny :p May your bowels only have to explode in the solitude of your own toilet. ?

jjandrus 4

Wednesday 21 December 2016 5:03

Literally LOL hahaha

OrganicSistah 17

Wednesday 21 December 2016 5:25

I hope that tampon wasn't used.

Aylla89 3

Wednesday 21 December 2016 5:31

I'll never understand people getting angry and choosing to wait in line at a station. In that time you could have gone elsewhere to use the bathroom, or even made it home if you live close. You going to the wrong bathroom by accident, I can understand the anger a little maybe. Even for a monthly change issue, in 20 minutes you will not be gushing or overflowing down your leg. Trust me. I used to have very heavy ones for a full 7 days. Sure it gets on the panties or pants, but it's not a waterfall or faucet.

borntoperform 14

Wednesday 21 December 2016 5:31

Throwing shit at you was incredibly rude.

revolvearoundme 15

Wednesday 21 December 2016 8:32

Any port in a storm! Shit storms included.

Fmlreadermostly 20

Wednesday 21 December 2016 9:36

Always flush your poop first, and flush every 3rd wipe. Problem solved at least for that.

OhPuhleeze 23

Wednesday 21 December 2016 9:53

When you gotta go, you gotta go.. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

PaulieXP 16

Wednesday 21 December 2016 12:18

Just tell them you identify as female. Let's make this femminism crap work for us for a change

sweetpotato301 7

Wednesday 21 December 2016 12:47

What's 'femminism crap' got to do with a man identifying as a woman? That's LGBT. Plenty of feminists aren't very tolerant when it comes to trans people.