Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back...

By sorryyouweregone - 25/03/2013 13:13 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML

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By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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Real friends

By MartinGitGud - 13/03/2021 08:01

Today, I was saying goodbye to all my close friends before I move out of state. I'd made plans with one friend in particular to meet up before I move away; he didn't bother to respond to my message or calls. Guess I confused a coworker for a friend, huh? FML

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You deserved it 165

By Username - 23/01/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

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You deserved it 2 614

By howrude - 11/09/2009 11:57 - Canada

Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML

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By moodyreallyrocks - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML

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You deserved it 2 878

By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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Overly emotional

By hhhhhhhh - 31/03/2023 00:00

Today, my date received food she didn’t order, and instead of eating it without complaint, she sent it back. When I got up to leave, she began to cry. FML

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You deserved it 2 126

By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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twaumat 28

Monday 25 March 2013 18:40

wow, those are some crappy friends...

Aspen_Grace33 27

Monday 25 March 2013 18:46

Be glad you are moving if those are the kind of people you will be leaving behind!

Comments

ni0ve 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 1:33

why answer.

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 26 March 2013 1:41

There's a button on your phone, it's red & says end! Just push it next time! I do it all the time & blame it on my phone messing up!

Reality_bites 14

Tuesday 26 March 2013 2:24

I'm wondering why the friend was calling. I mean why weren't they at the dinner too?

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:24

Are you sure they were "friends"?

wvcheesehead1 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:38

That is why you should not travel overseas, we have enough inconsiderate assholes in the good old USA.

staroftexas9 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 4:52

Sorry I voted YDI. You shouldn't have been rude and answered your phone while at a dinner. It could have waited.

elliott2 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 10:30

Dudes gotta eat.

Cysioland 8

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:24

Well, at least you know, that they weren't your friends

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 26 March 2013 15:36

It will certainly be a goodby party to remember (if not for the right reason).

SuzeDee 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 17:04

Grow a set. Your friends give you a lovely going away party and you spend the time one the phone with a whiner? What a spineless ungrateful wimp you are. And now you complain? Good riddance to you!!