Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not...

By Festivaler - 13/07/2013 07:14 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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Taking the piss

By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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Blackout drunk

By MagnusDeus - 07/06/2015 15:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML

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Drunk on the job

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 03:00 - United States - Matawan

Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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Can't handle my drinks

By Anonymous - 06/02/2025 07:00 - Philippines - San Jose del Monte

Today, I drank cocktails and shots. On the way home, I had to pee so bad that I only got to the front door and peed all over our carpet. My mom saw the whole thing and my dad saw the aftermath with the super drenched carpet and shoes. My mom had to mop the floor after I ran to the bathroom. FML

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Melix 31

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:47

Well, at least you won't have the smell of beer anymore. The cup of urine would be better to explain to your mom.

LanaViolin 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:51

Sounds like urine a pissy situation

Comments

skyyyy01 11

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:57

I wouldnt care what my mother thought at that point. I would be too angry that i was covered in someone else's pee.

olpally 32

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:59

Was red solo cup playing? That's disgusting, hopefully the third one is water.

isallwaysme 27

Saturday 13 July 2013 16:03

urine a rut if you dont have any clothes to change into. someone must have been piss drunk to do that. like honestly, who would waste a beer like that, sheesh!

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Saturday 13 July 2013 17:30

At least you tried..

isallwaysme 27

Saturday 13 July 2013 21:44

oh well, everybody has a bad comment every now and then. i was jet lagged when i typed it too, but its not really an excuse.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 13 July 2013 16:05

Drunk people parties bad news...no doubt you will smell in some form different...usually for the worse...

Futacy 29

Saturday 13 July 2013 16:27

I'd be much more pissed off than worried. Go shove his urine cup down his throat.

BlissfulLiss 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 16:32

What a way to ruin someone's day. If the piss wasn't bad enough..who knows who's unhygienic, STD riddled groin that pee probably came from?? I would've gone home afterward had I been OP.

Kallian_fml 21

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:09

You'd actually go home like that? I'd be in the nearest restroom I could find pouring cups of water all over myself.

monnanon 13

Saturday 13 July 2013 19:19

its a festival it happens. just hope it rains or that is during thr headline act and bloody well enjoy yourself.

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Saturday 13 July 2013 16:37

oh shit

majnin 4

Saturday 13 July 2013 16:37

Well good on you for actually listening to your mother!

angelitared 27

Saturday 13 July 2013 16:38

I would of been pissed!!

tishtashbat 16

Saturday 13 July 2013 16:45

I've seen this happen several times, unlucky. People are ******* gross at festivals, why is there any need to throw piss at others?! If you're only there for the day at least you can shower when you get home. If you're there for the weekend hopefully you have more clothes!