Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite...

By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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By Festivaler - 13/07/2013 07:14 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML

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By Laura - 20/03/2012 22:27 - United Kingdom - Girvan

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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By Chris Chandler - 02/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was so parched I had to take way too long at the water fountain. I was drinking for so long a line started to form. As I finished my drink, the guy behind me puked on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 02:00

Today, I went to a music festival in an area where the weather is practically sunny all year round, but for this special occasion it rained the whole time, turning the venue into a giant mud pit. FML

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How could you?

By passedoutpolly - 01/08/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML

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By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML

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Jrefinne 7

Friday 2 September 2011 18:53

They makes sense. The security throws water, the fans piss it out.

Mauskau 35

Friday 2 September 2011 18:52

Hahahaha owned

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 2 September 2011 19:40

You got a face full of hot piss for free and you're complaining?!?! I have to pay 20 bucks for that!

pinkspaceboundro 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:06

Not on china!

perdix 29

Saturday 3 September 2011 4:22

Another sign that America's best days are behind us! We used to be where the world came to get cheap, hot piss thrown in their face. Now, China is taking that over, too! Have those people no shame! Pretty soon a Cleveland Steamer and a Boston Pancake with be undercut with the Beijing Steamer and the Shanghai Pancake. At least the all-American Blumpkin cannot be duplicated!

ngarcia333 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:37

Hahahaha

not_cool808 14

Friday 2 September 2011 19:51

congrad...,you got blessed xD

4gethishit 4

Friday 2 September 2011 20:23

I swear to God I would have ******* thrown up on them.

pfx2_fml 15

Friday 2 September 2011 20:23

Some people like that stuff

rarememory 7

Friday 2 September 2011 20:30

Got a dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbits lmao

DocBastard 38

Friday 2 September 2011 20:41

Because it hit her in the face, genius. Did you set your brain to "Standby" before commenting?

neonsugarXx 0

Friday 2 September 2011 20:44

Wtf?

agoth 0

Friday 2 September 2011 20:52

what kind of music festival's do you attend?

kroekdog 7

Friday 2 September 2011 20:54

You weren't pissed off... But pissed on.

zombiekitten87 12

Friday 2 September 2011 20:55

Well, that's disgusting. Where the hell was your mouth that you could accidentally catch piss with it???? Even if it had been water, chances are it came from a garden hose and was put in a not quite food safe bucket, so maybe next time you see fluids of any kind flying towards you, your first instinct won't be to leap in their path, mouth open. I can think of so many, many things wrong with that picture lol

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 5 September 2011 0:57

I suspect she's confusing two different events. One was where she innocently opened her mouth and unexpectedly got some hot piss in it. The other was at a concert.