By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
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scorpioserpent 1

aww she's a bitch :(

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bluephoenix1498 0

sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned

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rknvb2 0

what a bitch, you should call her a lying sack of shit, bitch slap her like the ***** she is, and go sleep with her best friend to prove your point

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EffYoLife 14

if ur young enough to be playing SPIN THE BOTTLE, then you guys are not old enough to be SLEEPING with people! wtf

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airandfingers 0

agreed, #17. OP: that sucks man, but don't start cutting your wrists over it; I am of the belief that it's unlikely to actually be "in love" with someone when attraction between you two is not mutual. In my experience, I usually idolize a crush and get to the point where I think we're perfect for each other, but I've never said I loved a girl until I'd dated her at least a few weeks.

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Shadowflames420 0

Dude I learned this hard way too. Girls dont want a nice guy, trust me. I been there, for YEARS. Be a dick to her a little. ignore her, dont give her everything she needs from you but show that you are able to give it. Oh and if your best friend knew you were in love with her, punch (not kick) him in the balls.

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Okinawa95 2

I'm sorry, but you obviously don't know shit about women. Stop talking. Forever.

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BigMac_fml 0

Take the hint, you're probably ugly, socially awkward, both, or maybe you remind her of McLovin before he got hammered. That's what you should do, get totally hammered and find thong girl, you'll be totally fine after that.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

You deserve it because you obviously don't understand what love is and perpetuate the false concept of loving someone who you obviously have no chemistry with. That's as bad as calling the teenage girl lust fantasies of Twilight real love. I suggest you grow up.

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paperfox_fml 0

I think she was actually pretty nice. She's evidently not attracted to you, so she took steps to ensure you wouldn't hit on her and she wouldn't have to kiss you. What should she have done instead, led you on and then screamed 'EWW' when the bottle picked you? She's not a bitch, she's not a ****, and she's not a *****. If she wants to sleep with someone she just met that's really none of your business. I think some of the people who comment here have issues.

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Frenz 0

If you don't see anything wrong with this girl's behavior, you must be a bitch, **** and ***** yourself.

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Okinawa95 2

So... She's a bitch because she doesn't share the same feelings as OP? Oh God what a monster. Seriously, man the **** up.

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caybree 0

I agree with Paperfox 100%. P.S Frenz your a total prick. Embrace silence.

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all_me_103 2

#28 Imma Lil late but having sex with random people is completely what a ***** does.

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KeithHarris 0

Why does every 13 year old think they're madly in love. We have 30 year olds getting divorced 50 percent of the time and we have 13 year olds who think they're smarter. If you were really smart you'd ask your best friend for dating advice :-D Oh and #28. I think ***** is defined by sleeping with total strangers... so um yeah. She's a ***** :-D

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