Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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mewzik 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 16:07

that could be seen as complimentary...

jgupta86 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 16:55

Why dont you stop being so melon-dramatic! Bahahahaha.... .... ... .... .... ... Im sorry, the temptation was just too much

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EpicFishFingers 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 23:30

Here's a way to look at it: Your boyfriend is going out with you because he found you attractive when he first met you. Then he found out he liked your personality. Any relationship can be traced back to superficial things such as looks. But I can see why you would find this offensive; it is a bit insensitive.

freddyyy 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 23:51

I guess I can see how, for some people, this would be an FML. I have a friend with HUGE knockers and people love to comment on them to the point that it's starting to wreck her self esteem. She finds it humiliating.

ChemiclyInsane 0

Monday 21 September 2009 0:29

FYL becuse your boy friend is telling his friends that you have big boobs?Most girls would be flattered.What's your issue?not an FML at all.

Vaetrus 0

Monday 21 September 2009 0:47

So... you are a girl... and you got melons... ?? So?

shroomis 0

Monday 21 September 2009 0:47

do the same thing to him except with a hot dog ;D

Yawn823 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:23

lol mini hot dogs if ur pissed about it, foot long brats if u end up accepting the compliment ;)

shroomis 0

Monday 21 September 2009 0:50

and how the **** wasn't this moderated...

RuralNinja 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:18

Would you have preferred they were oranges? Sop being a bitch and realize it was a compliment.

Jonno8825 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:35

Embarrassing sure, but not **** your life worthy Now I'm waiting for her boyfriend's post "Today, I got busted talking about my girlfriends awesome rack... now I'm not gonna get laid... I was complementing her goddammit! FML

superninny10do 0

Monday 21 September 2009 3:20

Why do all these chicks gotta be nagging about big boobs. Shit I've got real 36DDDs and I don't have any problems with them. Embrace your body!

Grillypower 0

Monday 21 September 2009 3:56

all of you guys who put comments on. you're ******* retarded. you can't understand how girls feel when you make fun of their boobs. they DO NOT feel flattered. but REALLY embarassed. that's a major FML! ******* idiots.