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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML

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mewzik 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 16:07

that could be seen as complimentary...

jgupta86 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 16:55

Why dont you stop being so melon-dramatic! Bahahahaha.... .... ... .... .... ... Im sorry, the temptation was just too much

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Linka_fml 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:33

So this is an FML because he was in a way, saying you had nice boobs, and he was being a dude? Right.

jane99 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:41

we need an 'eh' button. get over it.

Mulada 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:46

Today, my girlfriend said my penis was as big as an oak tree. FML. Seriously, take it as a compliment!

max_the_moron 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:55

YDI You deserve a compliment like that, you obviously have a nice rack. Good for you!

AshleyRose784 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:57

umm...grow a backbone and take it as a compliment.

LegndNikko 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:58

"OH MY GOD! SOME GUYS SAID THAT I HAVE BIG BOOBS! MY LIFE ******* SUCKS!!" Dear lord...

open_book 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:01

that's not relationship breaking though its just embarassing. At least you didn't catch him making out with someone

janise 2

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:01

I don't think she is saying she is upset he liked her breasts or that she has large breasts. It sounds like the FML in this was the embarrassing situation of walking in on someone she just met talking about her boobs. That would be an awkward and embarrassing situation for anyone. I can't believe so many people seemed to have completely missed that.

chicagochick 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:20

I don't get why even that's embarrassing. I've been around guys who just blatantly make comments about my body in front of me. They don't do it all the time, and it's not in a totally gross way, so I just laugh it off. Seriously. You wanted to brag about your boobs on here or you are extremely self-conscious and uptight. Either way, you seem insecure. And sorry if I misinterpreted; I'm just going off what I know.

alijacket 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:11

Why are people agreeing that this is a FML????? Aww, I am SOOO sorry that you have a bf AND big boobs. Awful. I know plenty of women that have a hard time w/ the size of their breasts (too big or too small). But, it's not a freaking FML. You're not dating the moron that was demonstrating the size.

movies12 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:41

How is that bad. Your getting a compliment.......unless they were really small watermelons. Than that would be bad, but honestly I would take that as a conpliment.