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By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 286

You deserved it 2 068

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By xrebeccalou - 25/12/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 613

You deserved it 4 370

By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 733

You deserved it 2 880

By iliana74 - 20/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamilton

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 253

By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 169

You deserved it 2 448

By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 468

You deserved it 4 371

By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 305

You deserved it 3 445

By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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You deserved it 8 624

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 7 703

lady_gagas_ho 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:07

Your boyfriend is kind of a dick.

LegndNikko 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:09

Slap him, then walk away. Also mention that you're through with him. He should get slapped again by that other girl. If not, then she's probably a *****.

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 23 November 2009 0:43

You should have added, "and you prefer tiny, soft dicks that come in 15 seconds."

omghehehe 0

Monday 23 November 2009 1:00

Ewww.... Just a useless mess maker! :P

Rayn4u_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 12:06

Harsh #25, and you can’t get out of it. Maybe just add “and have low standards? Like cleaning up after him and love skid marks”. This way she can say she heard about it from her girlfriends’ boyfriends and she was just kidding…like him ^^

mrzero 0

Monday 23 November 2009 0:48

girl he is a dick head. **** him n get going

ladiesman14 0

Monday 23 November 2009 1:55

now thats a manly guy.

shinyandnew 1

Monday 23 November 2009 2:30

What a mafuckin dick. These kinda guys piss me off.

athame1983 0

Monday 23 November 2009 2:31

omggg the guy was OBV joking maybe he should dump u if ur such a cold fish

Raggio19 0

Monday 23 November 2009 2:38

Depends if it was humor.if it wasnt he's single now lol

naja_12168 3

Monday 23 November 2009 3:24

I hope he was just joking. If he wasn't then F••• his life then, not yours, because you too can do better (since he thinks a random pretty girl is a better option over his relationship of one year with you). He may have just been joking though. How was his body language? What did his facial expression look like? Was he smiling or serious? Was it obvious he was just kidding? Ask yourself that before you make a big deal out of it. He was probably just messing around.