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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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teamlightskin 14

Friday 26 July 2013 18:52

Did he throw you off of him? If not, he is a keeper :)

wilsontws 18

Friday 26 July 2013 18:53

Did he feel the warmth of your gesture?

Comments

redbandit9877 12

Friday 26 July 2013 18:56

That's pretty embarrassing but just try to explain those things are hard to control sometimes and if he's a decent guy I'm sure hell understand. After all they get hard at the most random times ever.

roaster248 3

Sunday 28 July 2013 0:04

If they are pre-pubescent they do. Any guy past puberty shouldn't have a problem controlling it.

ILoveMyArm 15

Friday 26 July 2013 18:56

I guess your attempt to exchange bodily fluids didn't go the way you were planning for it to go.

Ziggy122 15

Friday 26 July 2013 18:57

*insert "urine trouble" and other pee-related puns here*

Welshite 39

Friday 26 July 2013 19:00

#13: At least make an effort.

darwinism 30

Friday 26 July 2013 18:57

Well, if he calls you cold hearted just say "obviously I'm not, my pee is warm isn't it?"

SlapAndTickle 20

Friday 26 July 2013 21:25

Because pee comes from the heart.

football98_fml 20

Friday 26 July 2013 18:57

he must be really pissed off

lovepizza_fml 9

Friday 26 July 2013 19:03

Just like dogs ! You defended your territory!

SpaceRaptor 8

Friday 26 July 2013 19:06

Well... At least it wasn't a lot of piss? Now that would of been a sticky situation.

etishuman22 32

Friday 26 July 2013 19:07

When he looked up at you, did you just smile down at him and say, "What? I'm just marking my territory."

perdix 29

Friday 26 July 2013 19:09

At least you have a team name: the Detroit Pistons. Quick! Show him a "squirter" **** video and tell him that's what he felt.

Olympiakos10 15

Saturday 27 July 2013 6:10

It's ok Perdix, maybe next time ;)

perdix 29

Saturday 27 July 2013 9:14

#113, hmmm, maybe I needed to spell it "pissed-ons" in case that joke was too subtle. Also, women tend to hate the mention of squirting, because hardly anyone can do it. Very few female **** stars do it, but all the male ones do.