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By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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By authorsubmit - 04/05/2012 12:49 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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By MarcusJones713 - 08/04/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML

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By kylie - 02/04/2021 17:01

Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 12:35 - Australia

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By crossfitter - 21/05/2015 12:22

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

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yourallidiots13 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:33

thats sucks but you deserve it, but isn't 300 impressive enough

Burukasai 17

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:32

Well? Did you impress her?

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GarageRock 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:57

you deserve it you lunkhead...people like you ruin the gym for the rest of us

HunterDanielle 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:10

that it alot.. that's lifting 3 of me :| I'd be impressed.

aback 4

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:14

What made you think she wouldn't be impressed by anything less than 350? Is she THAT fat?

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:31

Maybe op is a plumpa humpa and wanted to prove he could lift her weight. It might be a turn on to the land whales among us.

mak3_1t_ra1n 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:18

guess who won't be benching 300 pounds anymore? you!

Hmoyler151 4

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:25

Lol tard

deoaracaly 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:51

wow ur a dumb ass!

oldenuff2party 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:52

... i think 300 would have done it

vanillatwilight6 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:59

YDI seriously thats to much weight if you were only doing 300 you cant just jump to 350 a good lifter always knows that

TenderWhispers 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:02

Hope it hurt, you don't impress anyone.

yeppers6502 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:07

you deserved it, but are you trying to say men can't cry? Because that isn't true!

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Same thing different taste

Do you even lift, bro?

Unimpressed

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