Transportation: Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer...

By Jennnn - 16/09/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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Thursday 17 September 2009 1:41

first and totally deserved. Idiot

trojan124 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:15

"trying to be cute"= automatic YDI. Also, winking is creepy.

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wd40 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 18:18

YDI FOR BEING A *****

howard039 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 18:50

*sigh* women drivers........................

dbjb40 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 19:45

YDI YDI YDI You just straight up deserve it. I hope they take your car. And everyone else u here who are throwing out stereotypes about women just because one retarded one : Step out if the 19th century in into the 21st you sexist pigheaded assholes. Men are no longer the all powerful gender on earth so get over it. You men can be just as bad at driving if not worst. Its getting so ****** old. just leave it where it is. No one want to ****** here it no more.

stev_o2 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 20:07

Dont't ever drive and wink or wave at a cop. U fail!

Expertfail 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 20:43

YDI for being a retarded driver. I mean seriously... I wonder whose fault this was?

meaganliz 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 21:08

Don't wink and drive.

pinkpoproxx 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:15

I didn't know people winked in real life... I guess I learned something today.

JennKellie 0

Friday 18 September 2009 3:24

This is the OP. Just adding in. The cop called me and asked me on a date. Winking worked guess i was cute. Had to give me a ticket. Insurance is covering it all. So FYL bitchess

Witchcraft_fml 4

Friday 18 September 2009 3:38

Why **** our lives? By the way, you're ultimately paying for your ticket yourself, because your insurance rate will be increasing - all because you can't pay attention to the road while you drive. Hey, maybe he can pay for dinner with the money you're giving him for your ticket.

icertainlysuck 0

Friday 18 September 2009 17:23

Mabey u can have a threesome with the guy you hit. You didn't remember about him did you? I thought so, you selfish blonde bitch

mcfarty 0

Friday 18 September 2009 19:34

**** our lives for not having to drive a rental car or pay a high insurance rate. shame on us for having the dignity to go to bars and get dates. have fun getting sued x2. this is america. :]