By bennyp77 - 31/08/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML
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Quest_ 13

Why are female bare breasts offensive?

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Jimboom 11

Well old chap, it is a tennis match and things are a bit more civilized there. We don't go around bearing ones chest willy nilly. I mean whats next... a man going around selling hot dogs and peanuts in the stands??? You sir OP are uncouth barbarian of the highest order!

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RealityFracture 0

if I can't take off mine, why should you get to take off yours? Suck it up, a-hole.

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Flippy04 0

You can take it off though :P. There's no law against going topless

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528Alice491 3

Actually there is. A woman can be fined (at least in the United States) for indecent exposure because the breasts are considered reproductive organs. There's actually this bad ass group of chicks that protest topless. Personally I think everyone should keep their shirt on, but it's definitely something that should be equal no matter the sex of an individual. On/on or off/off. No half and half bullshit.

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Roberto22 0

Maybe this will get you off your fat lazy arse and have a walk now and again?

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528Alice491 3

What does being a man have to do with not offending people? Obviously people don't want to see that. No offense, but it's bullshit people assume a woman's naked chest is more offensive than a mans. Keep your shirt on. If we can do it, then so can you.

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clubcoffee 9

Well if I'm not allowed to get my **** out, neither should you, regardless of your gender.

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judea95 16

I'd be more offended by a fat guys boobs than a woman's. it doesn't matter what gender you are, if you're that overweight, it's offensive.

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hegchog12 18

126. If your that judgemental, you're offensive

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theflameprincess 7

Either both men and women can walk around without shirts, or neither can. To say otherwise would be sexist.

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thisismyhead 25

Finally, some equality! Hahaha, no but for real I don't want to see any breasts in public, male or female, big or small. It's just like saying, "If males can go shirtless, so can women", but the other way around!

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