By bennyp77 - 31/08/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML
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Quest_ 13

Why are female bare breasts offensive?

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Jimboom 11

Well old chap, it is a tennis match and things are a bit more civilized there. We don't go around bearing ones chest willy nilly. I mean whats next... a man going around selling hot dogs and peanuts in the stands??? You sir OP are uncouth barbarian of the highest order!

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lifesluck 0

keep your shirt on. not everyone wants to see your pecks or man boobs or whatever else you got. you're not at the beach dude. most places have signs that say no shirt no shoes no service for a reason. ydi

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#49 Agreed. (Maybe I'm just jealous that it's socially acceptable for guys to whip off their shirts when it's hot and I can't do so. :P)

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underyourbreath 8

Hell I'D get offended by your man boobs but even if you were buff I'd be pissed. I hate that it's kosher for guys to take off their shirt and not for girls, when more often than not the dude who gets to take off his shirt has bigger **** than me! Something is backwards here.. >=(

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sallen0046 4

Men have breasts too. Women are required to keep themselves covered, men should be required to do the same.

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proski 0

ydi for taking your shirt off. take the heat like a man.

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SaintE_fml 0

I think he liked you!!!! awwwwww tennis man love

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oldenuff2party 3

ouch well at least u can play with them ? idk lol go on a diet

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WhoAreYou94 0

Roflmao well atleast your playing tennis to loose the boobs xD

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tweetbaby14 18

60 and 65 it doesn't say he was playing with them, and if he was warned to put his shirt back on I think it's safe to say he was watching not playing.

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aleithiera 2

in portland, OR the law states that you could walk around nude if you wanted to, as long as you intent is not arousal. That's why we can have the naked bike ride ;)

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