Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft...

By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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Friday 6 August 2010 23:22

Good family structure. It's nice to know Dads these days expose their kids for the world too see.

softballgirl16 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:19

wow......fyl

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Kikren 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:20

At least you fell on the slide!

rockediny 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:22

omg I want those sunglasses

rockediny 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:27

u must be one of those bitchy teenage girls who thinks being their parents will kill them...even adults hang out with their parents sometimes.

charbz 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:30

I hope your **** wasn't hurt

Barrientos432 5

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:41

Lmao! I'm pretty sure your eyes were closed when you slid down.. Outta sight, outta mind right? :P

PKane88 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:05

something my dad would do to me

jajajapun 5

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:15

Dad win!

madgirl102492 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:18

pictures or it didnt happen :p fun dad

NightSkyx 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:23

Bet it sucked your pee pee was flying all about and what not

polopony 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:27

I want the belly button stud. But only because I'm a pedobear

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