By pussyOUT - 01/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
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By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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moonsolomon 0

How do you get to be 45 and not discover that you fear heights?

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ddrluna 2

I guess none of these people have an extreme phobia either. Everyone's scared of something. So you're afraid of heights. It's not a problem. It's just a shame you found out that way.

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Joe2794 0

Wow you little ******* pussy you're a 45 year old man and afraid of a ******* FERRIS WHEEL! Go **** yourself little fag. And now I know I'm going to get attacked by flaming homosexuals for calling someone a fag that is obviously a fag, because for some reason, there are TONS more gay people on FML than any other site. FML is the only site I can call someone gay and then get attacked by 15 flaming homos.

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Etheking 0

Honestly, what kind of worthless degenerate would say something like this? All you have done is show yourself as an undeniable asshole as well as purposelessly attacking homosexuals. What is wrong with you? I sound like a confused, scum of society child.

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YANKEEBOY114 0

you ass. He has a fear of heights. It's a perfectly natural thing, and it's not his fault. Oh and also you're a homophobe you jerk.

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kelsey_drives 0

i think this is fake because it never states that this is his first ride on a ferris wheel or at any height. at 45 he probably would already know or would be able to handle it. if it's true, YDI for being a pussy. your kids will probably hate and fear ferris wheels from now on.

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nomnommonster 0

If they decide to lose their enjoyment for a ferris wheel because their dad doesn't like it, then he's raising sheep, not kids.

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SuperMeme 0

I was gonna type a trollish comment, but then I PUSSIED OUT! (LIKE A BAWSH!) Normally I would say YDI, but if you're scared of ferris wheels then that sucks. Those are the shit. FYL.

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omigawdd 0

if this is real then its really not his fault that , that happend when you have a fear of something u cant control urself ad feel like ur gonna die (i have a fear of sharks so i know what it feels like) there is a chance that this is real because (although very unlikely) he could've just developed a fear of heights recently.... but i seriously doubt it also why do ppl have to say he's a pussy because he cried? if it was a women i doubt ppl would call her that as much.. do men really have to be macho to be a real man? seriously.....

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glitchead 0

I would cry if someone made me swim in a pool....

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XxCoolPersonxX 0

that's aiight when I was 12 I started crying cuz i was in a rocking fairese wheel the kind that goes in circles and they had to make it go backwards just to let me out

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