By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 605
You deserved it 15 727

Same thing different taste

Top comments

every1luvsboners 11

It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

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LuckyTxMade 0

Time for a mature bf... just wondering what made him do that?

If I had to guess I would say a good laugh

If he's such a child, why are you with him?

TheClumsiest 0
2ndSucks 15

I prefer boobs that go "womp-womp" personally.

leadman1989 15

I know what you mean. I had an extremely childish pony once and it still managed to raise its foals pretty well.