By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

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LolFMLnot 10

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

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TheClumsiest 0

odd boyfriend you got there

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skatrgirl96 4

Maybe she didnt relize how childish he is until that time..

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underguarded 20

If you can't believe it then why are you still dating him?

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pie29302930 0

We all date the "child" one time or another. It always ends up to be a really funny time, or a time when you want to shoot your face off.

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perdix 29

I'm sorry that your breasts stink. :(

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perdix 29

He could have done some real damage if your high beams were on!

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chele2382 5

It's an FML when you marry this loser. Right now you deserve the embarassment for continuing to date him...

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Ins0mau 20

I think you got it the wrong way around dude... When you start dating you're not expected to know everything about them. When you're married you are, and thus you would have no excuse and deserve it.

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