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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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How dare you

By pissed off - 01/07/2012 01:00

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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Weren't there two girls?

By Megan - 19/03/2018 01:30

Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML

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Equinox987 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:34

Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!

The_Batman 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:52

batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.

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cyurihsung 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:02

...How did you wipe?

aback 4

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:11

Look up at your boyfriend, say "...what..?" then lick your ass.

plexico 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:12

FTW!

arms_akimbo 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:15

wtf.

305alive 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:20

******...

feeish 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:26

Cat fight!

giganticbrain 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:27

Thanks for telling us. You have enriched our lives with your completely irrelevant story that you probably made up about 3 and a half minutes ago.

AntiChrist7 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:29

A new definition of the word "catfight"

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:38

Two ******* fighting for the right to the litterbox?

thelonelylurker 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:02

Haha, cute cat.

hahasuckstobeyou 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:11

Greatest FML ever

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