By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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Equinox987 0

Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!

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The_Batman 0

batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.

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flyboy57 0

ydi. you're a real class act. do you also shit on the sidewalk and have someone else scoop it up in a plastic bag?

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Pandasaur 0

Hah, #25 beat me to it. OP, that's... strange. Hilarious, but strange. I don't think "litter box" would be the first thing most people would think in that situation, but I guess I could be wrong.

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bordemstirs 0

you realize you could have just not flushed the toilet? or gone outside. ******* idiot

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my_fml_account 2

I love this FML, its hilarious on so many levels. You could've stopped after "So I peed in the cats litterbox". But you didnt! Not only does the story continue to include a cat bravely defending his place to pee, but the added humiliation of your boyfriend seeing you squatting over a litterbox while fending off his enraged cat is like the amazing cherry on the hilarious sunday of awesomeness that is this FML. Great FML, or GREATEST FML?

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Wolfman9991 0

I literally just made a FML account to say that #28 (my_fml_account) is my hero

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mopho 0

Don't you know you have to do it when ceiling cat isn't watching? :D

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rsjones 0

#28, Not only was this FML perfectly executed with how she gave all the info, but your reply was one of the best post I have ever read on here (not including troll post). This FML belongs in the hall of fame and your comment does to, I couldnt have said it better my self.

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acd23 0

#28, WIN! The FML site should give you an official position as FML judge! You should moderate the FMLs, you're amazing insight could be used to pick the perfect FMLs for the site! :D

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jook_fml 0

I moderate FMLs. I'd have passed this one.

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acd23 0

I do too when I have some time to kill, I find this one hilarious, so I would definitely have clicked Yes on this.

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766746 0

go ask to use the neighbors toilet! thats really gross! if i was your boy friend i would call you a dirty bitch and tell you to leave!

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callister 0

if i was her boyfriend i'd laugh my ass off

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hahasuckstobeyou 0

Legen----------(wait for it)---------------dary!!! HIMYM is the best show ever

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ihatestupidppl 0

I agree wholeheartedly! HIMYM is *high pitched Barney voice* AWESOOOOME!

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Jeherin 0

I was fine with this until I realised I was mistaken in my assumption that you were a man... hrm :/

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