By ForeverAlone - 15/09/2011 21:46 - Canada

Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML
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ironik970 13

I foresee owning a cat due to loneliness in your future.

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JLattouf 22

Just be happy your phone didn't ring loudly while you were having your "conversation"

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

I just LOOOOOOOVE the OP username:) lol

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EnEl_Infierno 15

And I just LOOOOOOOE your name, suits your comment.

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absolutegrrr 7

All those disappointed people who just scrolled back up...

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rexgar2000 10

so nobody has to scroll back up. OPs username is Foreveralone. :)

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Prolusive 5

Dang, I scrolled up before I read the comment replies, thanks anyway #30 :P I think it's a pretty apt username, though :)

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Epsilonyx 15

Slightly pathetic.

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leadman1989 15

He was texting one other lame snotty nosed 10yr old the conversation went thusly. *dragon ball z is awesome - yeah I love dragon ball z *and I call of duty - hahahahaha duty :| Riveting.

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perdix 29

Why are you hitting on a 10-year-old boy? A relative, no less? And what does a WIN in this popularity contest look like?

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DjeePee 24

**** his life, OP. I don't have anything against 10-year-olds with cellphones, but if he prefers texting above playing (with his niece), then there is something wrong. Maybe he's the one who will be forever alone.

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92910bg 4

He's not her uncle learn to read if he's her cousin then it's the same in reverse they are cousins

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yourlifesfucked 0

Maybe English isn't her first language? Learn to not be such an asshole!

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a_nutritionist 10

the messages may have been important, and besides, youre assuming the cousin isnt boring.

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DjeePee 24

'He's not her uncle learn to read if he's her cousin then it's the same in reverse they are cousins' But Google Translation said that cousin was the same as nephew :(

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jerico616 14

That is just so pathetic. You SERIOUSLY feel the need to make yourself more popular than a 10 year old? You have some serious issues here, my friend!

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Kendall_Cali97 8

Seriously? Ten year olds don't particularily care if you have a life, they basically just do what they want

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DisturbedFacade 0

My cousin wont drop his fone either

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WadeWilson_fml 6

You got jealous. On your cousin. I hope you mean envious. Otherwise that's messed up

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