Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a...

By appaluver - 03/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmother who had recently died. FML

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By why? - 01/05/2015 13:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

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By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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By knews - 18/03/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By shiiiiit - 15/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, my mom lit a candle in our living room, telling the family how much she loved it. She then went on the tell us that my dad got it for her and it must have been some cheap candle. I bought the candle as a gift for her on her birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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That blows

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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Sunday 4 September 2011 8:58

Well,I hope your not scared of ghosts.

gunman15 4

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:00

Poor Grammys memory candle

Comments

taazer 12

Sunday 4 September 2011 20:17

Sooo the candle is lightet while your friend is sleeping also?? That's dangerous! Tell her you did it for her own safety :)

HushHushKeeKat 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 21:11

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, SINNER!! Jaykay, hell doesn't exist. You're golden. ;]

xxxallyxxx 4

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:32

must have been one bigass candle :)

skatingalyy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:19

awww :( light it again?

Naeeboo 4

Monday 5 September 2011 2:33

Dayum, well yuh didn't know so its not your fault, but still y would yuh blow a candle out randomly lol

daydreamer244 13

Monday 5 September 2011 4:09

how do you ******* accidentally blow out a candle? do you breath like darth vader?

gbuddylax 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:31

their special memorial candela you light 7 days after a Jewish person dies

JadaU13Love 1

Monday 5 September 2011 7:01

Wow, that's sad.

Lovesglee 3

Monday 5 September 2011 7:13

Fyl because u didnt know and u said it was an accident (btw, how do u blow out a candle accidently?) and ydi because im sure there was something like a picture of the grandmother or a shrine or something next to it that u were to stupid to notice. But anyway...good luck OP.