By katt_is_here - 02/10/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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katt_is_here 24

Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.

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Top comments

THE_A_TEEN 27

"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"

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arealwarrior 0

Ok look I just wanted to express my sincerest apologies for hitting the wig I had a minor flashback of a mob of screaming 11-16 year old girls / sissy boys

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Enslaved 36

You should have grabbed a light saber and said: Me plus you, (I'ma tell you one time) And...I would like to personally thank Canada for JB. I know you're all laughing, sending us your plague!

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onorexveritas 23

I feel bad for anyone who can say "bieber is my bitch!"

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brianjman14 22

He should start shooting the wig with the pimp cane instead.

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JinxosGirl87 0

Little do you know, the wig came to life and tried to jump on the customer's head, forcing them to walk around with a horrid hairstyle. The customer had no choice but to take action against it before it attacked.

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dexter341 0

Why does this sound like some weird porno

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Sienna420 4

Shoulda took the pimp cane and been like "Let me show you how it's done". and whack the guy in the face. Of course that's only for if he doesn't stop.

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