By katt_is_here - 02/10/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"

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yaknowiverse 0

WTF?! sounds fun!

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iluv2luv 0

aw everybody is so mean to him :( I like his hair!

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rattusrattus 18

Sweetie, he's a robot. A robot with a Ken-crotch. Hate to break it to you, and I hope that wasn't too distressing.

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Daftostea 0

Maybe it's because he's(she's) an ugly motherf***er that can't sing to save his(her) life :)

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iamsostrange 6

KEN CROTCH OMG THATS THE BEST INSULT IVE HEARD. EVER.

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emodude44 0

Anyone who offends the Demon God Bieber shall be Lynched by her minions, decapitated and strung up by their entrails, their flesh as an offering to Bieber.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Which equals to crazy, obssesed fan girl...

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lmaoatall 6

Why did you stop the customer? They might have mistaken the wig for a halloween piñata. I would have allowed them to beat the crap out of it while recording the event on my phone. Your know fun op!

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KaelaKhaotic 5

I would love to say that to some random person!

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SauceyGentleman 2

actually, sounds like a lot of fun. You might have meant to post this on "My life is Win"

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