By katt_is_here - 02/10/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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katt_is_here 24

Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"

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loserthegreat 11

if only it was real beiber hair.

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Daftostea 0

About the age you stated, almost all of the 8th grade girls in my school, ages 13-14, absolutely hate this Bieber kid. Most of his fanbase comes from annoying 9 year olds that cover their walls in posters of his face.

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xdeadxradiox 0

Sounds...sexual... 0_0

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BeibertSmitor 10

You say FML, I say Best Job Ever! You get paid to watch Bieber get hit with a pimp cane! Sure you have to tell them to stop, but still AMAZING!

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delaney_rohde 0

haaaaahahahaha, that's too funny!

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ecstewie 0

Did you only have to tell them ONE TIME?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow, I wish my job was that exciting. How is this an FML? It sounds awesome! Want to trade?

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lionlvr 9

I'VE GOT A PLAN!! Everyone go to the nearest Halloween store, buy a pimp cane and a bieber wig, also a purple jacket, pants, and hat. THEN track him down, everyone surrounding him and say, "WE'RE BEIBER NOW DOUCHEBAG!!" And hit him with the pimp canes. Oh yeah.

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