Kids: Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet,...

By Aberrombie Blue - 18/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Durham

Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML

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By RingRing - 11/12/2010 07:12 - United States

Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML

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Watch your step

By the guy that didn't get his kiss - 25/06/2021 16:01

Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML

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Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 06:37 - United States - Denver

Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo. My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me. FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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Original_Outcast 23

Friday 19 April 2013 9:14

How old is she and what happened afterwards?

jakeydudey 13

Friday 19 April 2013 9:14

I hope she's not really little.. She shouldn't have a phone if that's the case.

Comments

HorrorFan13 2

Friday 19 April 2013 19:12

Kids today...Shouldn't gave her a phone! My bratty cousin is 8 and has an iphone. Ugh..

jem970 19

Friday 19 April 2013 19:25

My band teacher in high school would have bitch slapped me if I pulled that crap...

lindyloohoo 5

Friday 19 April 2013 21:07

hahaha... You will laugh about it one day!

AlexiAwesome 10

Friday 19 April 2013 21:19

At least she kept going

PrimeStarscream 30

Friday 19 April 2013 21:35

I hope you took the phone away and banned her from having one until she learned how to properly behave with a phone in a concert setting.

Ziggy122 15

Friday 19 April 2013 21:41

I would've been kicked out of band had I done that in high school. We weren't even allowed to have phones on us on stage.

AlliFaye17 3

Saturday 20 April 2013 0:17

Maybe you should let her have phone? Just saying...

WTFisthiscrap 6

Saturday 20 April 2013 4:20

I want to know what is the OP's definition of "little girl?" My mom calls ladies in their 20s little girls. A nurse I had kept calling me a little girl at the age of 34 and telling me I shouldn't be upset, to her even my mom (who was 62 at the time) was a little girl. My definition of a little girl is a girl under about 8 or 9 years of age.