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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2018 01:30

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By cman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Saturday 23 October 2010 0:15

Well, it seems to me that... *puts on sunglasses* ... urine trouble.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 23 October 2010 0:03

Well, just remember that it's better to be pissed off than... Oh, nevermind.

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xxxkittykatxxx 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 0:28

He was in the middle off peeing, himself. ._. Kinda hard to walk and aim.

machiko_fml 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 0:29

This is why you never use public restrooms. Much less at Mickey D's..

ddlovatolover 23

Thursday 10 October 2013 5:22

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

chobitschibi1369 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 0:54

Don't be so pissy about it. It could be worse... But still that would suck.

AnotherOutlook 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:06

Let me guess. It was the manager.

PWAU 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:10

The one advantage of being female when it comes to a restroom: You can lock the door. Who knew guys had it so rough in the restroom? Sorry this happened, pal.

craphappened 4

Saturday 23 October 2010 6:24

Guys' restrooms have toilets with lockable doors too.

F_U_imcrippled 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:31

There won't be a humpty dance song made for this experiance

JERZBornNRaised 7

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:31

well next time you go to mcdonalds there and you see him yell really really loudly "Your the guy with the tiny dick that peed on my shoes" this way everyone will know he has a tiny piddler :) embarrassing people is pretty fun :)

jocelyng_fml 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:32

yesterday I went to burger king. they refused to let us order from the drive thru because we didn't have a car or give us a crown. so we ate our burger king food at mcdonalds, they didn't give a shit. therefor mcdonalds is better but bk has better food. just had to say this