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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML

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You deserved it 5 094

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 419

You deserved it 60 997

By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 213

You deserved it 4 571

By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 366

You deserved it 6 907

This Charming Man

By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 153

You deserved it 342

By omgwtf - 18/10/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 783

You deserved it 5 546

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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You deserved it 4 322

By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 910

You deserved it 1 853

Desperate

By Anna - 02/12/2012 08:03 - United States - Monroe

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 992

You deserved it 2 652

By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 349

You deserved it 2 731

Noooooo

By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 491

You deserved it 3 179

littlemuffet 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:00

That doesn't even make sense.

AndrewPao32 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:15

He wanted to ****...not to go on a date.

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ssm9272 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:58

that's sort of a dick thing to do.. but obviously that's not his only criteria for choosing a woman maybe you're too stupid for him

TryToBeKind 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:07

I think he meant the first move sexually. He sounds like a dick-hole and I'm truely sorry you wasted your breath on him.

poison29 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:08

how is this FYL? it's not that big of a deal. so you met a pig. forget him.

UConn_Huskies 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:51

he just said that because he didn't like you.

babyitsfact 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:51

hypocrite. but i agree. nott he end of your life.

Amystika 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:19

wow, what a dick. contradiction irritates me, as I have experienced it myself. People, send ONE message to people. It saves confusion, embarrassment, and pain.

katzgoboom 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:16

#59, my boyfriend must be the rare one out of ten who actually likes a girl who makes the first move. Don't be disheartened, OP, the best guys don't mind a strong girl. It's the stupid shitheads who want the girls who can be manipulated. In almost every case of what I've observed with my friends, they let the guy chase them, and when they got the guy, the guy was kind of a douche or the relationship lasted about 2 months...they're kind of jealous of my relationship and I asked him out, and it's been going on over a year now. Point of my meandering thought process, the guys who are worth your time aren't the ones who will say stupid shit like that. He's not worth your time.

pogo_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:58

what a retard, the guy. not you

labellavita_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:33

even if he was just making excuses not to date you he should've came up with something better after making a statement like that. what a moron, find someone with better social skills next time!