Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted... - FML

By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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By Hailie - 14/07/2021 20:01

Today, it was my Sweet 16. My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of it. She popped balloons, threw chairs around, and threw my gifts off the balcony. Reason being, she turned 16 last year and didn’t get a party. She perhaps forgot that last year we were in a pandemic. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML

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By BirthdayFail - 14/08/2012 07:57 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, it's my birthday. Today is also the day my grandma died, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attempted celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML

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By Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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By stpry of my life - 27/02/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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ticknaft 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:26

I can be your friend OP. :)

itsbriiibaby 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:33

well happy birthday...belated. at least you got to spend it with family & again on the brightside, you're not grandma old yet... but you're not 'crapping in your pants' young anymore either. something to be happy about? i do believe so. enjoy all your birthdays while you're still out of diapers. :]

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Hevzy 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:44

Wow! Your so popular!

muzicluver829 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:52

I'm sorry, that sucks! :( I would be so sad!

Christopher08 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:59

just be lucky you got grandma around there's some people in this world that got no one so stop thinking about yourself and be thankful for what you do got

bisc2121 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 2:15

Are you homeschooled? And anyways, that's horrible! I'm sorry! :(

bisc2121 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 2:15

Are you homeschooled? And anyways, that's horrible! I'm sorry! :(

ShrillSauce 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 2:15

And? That's how my birthdays have always been. For my 18th we (by "we" I mean my dad, mom, and brother) went to Panda Express. I'm unimpressed by your FML. But happy birthday nonetheless.

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Wednesday 25 August 2010 2:22

I spent mine home alone. be grateful.

JFeller 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 2:25

I agree #78

xoxaudreyxox 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 3:46

awwwwww im sorry):

glambert1998 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 4:55

i will be your best friend:) im a nice person

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