By rescuetheduck - 10/04/2012 19:26 - Finland - Joensuu

Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML
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AnyaS 19

Should've gone with your second reflex then.

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Jakesterk96 8

Wow, I hope your elbow is alright.

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ZodiacDesigns 0

Who got it worse? The elbow or the elbower?You decide.

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JB184351 1

Like the reflexes but there is a right way to subdue attackers which might be friends without hurting them. Or you could have dodged lol

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laden_swallow09 34

Dodge… when it's coming from behind. How?

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courtz94 24

Accidents happen, there's nothing you can do about it now..

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shisauchiha 0

I honestly can't stand reading some of the comments on here. It's not like she did it on purpose. I'd do the same, but apologize completely after if I saw that it was someone I knew. He frightened her, what else was she supposed to do? D: sorry to hear. :/

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pimpcracker 8

hey u gotta watch the disabled they are some sneaky bastards

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kayla_ann0o 9

They just don't know any better.

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BritLass 15

F both your lives and try to think first next time ! I hope the patient is alright :/

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QueenQuay77 10

Thumbs up for Noor, I definitely love it.

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monagro 22

Your first reaction was to elbow someone in the face? ....

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Zomg_Okay 26

She was grabbed from behind, what do you expect?

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dogpup4 23

Yeah, she should have just stayed still when she thought she was being attacked. Idiot.

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