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By rescuetheduck - 10/04/2012 19:26 - Finland - Joensuu

Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By psychworker - 15/12/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By beleria - 23/04/2012 22:41 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML

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By Karen - 22/12/2023 06:00 - United States - Akron

Today, while I was helping customers in the self-checkout, one lady wouldn’t stop talking to me. Other customers needed help and I was trying to go help them. When I tried to walk away, she hugged me over my arms, physically restraining me. I froze. I actually have PTSD from being sexually assaulted years ago. FML

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Charming

By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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AnyaS 19

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:11

Should've gone with your second reflex then.

Jakesterk96 8

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:13

Wow, I hope your elbow is alright.

Comments

Llamacod 11

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:15

Noorfml has the comment of the day. *trumpets sounding*

Da5h0t 1

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:18

My girlfriend has done this before to me. I turned and saw a 40-year-old man in line and then my girlfriend snuck up on me and I thought it was the dude in line, scaring the hell out of me. FYL, btw

asianbananas 3

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:25

you got some strange reflexes .

fukthisss 5

Wednesday 11 April 2012 16:18

More like awesome!

calithebandgeek 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:35

Elbows are dangerous weapons, aren't they.

Unlucky_Gun 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:37

YDI because even if someone was trying to cut you in line you don't hit them you confront them with words

stalkerstatus101 5

Wednesday 11 April 2012 5:59

He wasn't trying to cut in line he was trying to give a hug from behind

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:01

"Confront with words"? How delusional are you? This wasn't someone tapping on the shoulder, this was someone wrapping their arms around, which can be taken more than one way when the recipient doesn't know who the hell it is behind him, be it a special patient or a sex fiend. The morons seem to be really coming out of the woodwork on this one.

tzhiting93 3

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:41

Hmm, it's not wrong to self defend, especially since OP is a girl. You'll never know when it'll really be an attacker or something. But nevertheless, poor guy!