By rescuetheduck - 10/04/2012 19:26 - Finland - Joensuu

Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML
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AnyaS 19

Should've gone with your second reflex then.

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Jakesterk96 8

Wow, I hope your elbow is alright.

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greenmen 12

Nice ninja great self defence! Sorry for his ass coming unannounced

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CaughtTheMermaid 5

I understand why you would do that. But maybe you have learned your lesson to look at them before elbowing them haha :)

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Kristoffer 35

FYL for having a healthy self preservation instinct? It's unfortunate that this happened but you can't blame yourself.

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babe7260 30

Aww thats terrible!!! I'm so sorry that happened!!!!!

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alaskagrl19 1

FHL. Maybe they learned a valuable lesson today.

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notfarremoved 4

Good for you for having quick reflexes but poor guy :/

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Lilbob 0

Youre FMLing this...... he has a disability, its not his fault! He was trying to be nice so you really shouldn't be FMLing this at all!!!! He was ONLY trying to be nice.

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Vert90 11

Idiot, she posted this because he HAS A DISABILITY and she ******* HIT HIM. Dumbasses. Dumbasses everywhere.

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laden_swallow09 34

There is no way to thumb up your comment several times over, 63. Sorry.

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Mommyof2_91 10

Yeahhh... I also wish I could give 63 multiple thumbs up. Wow.

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Steele45colt 0

It's not your fault but that's just how you are. Now go say sorry to him.

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chick92282 15

Wow, lots of negative comments on this one! Rescuetheduck, if I were you I'd feel awful but I kind of understand why you reacted so strongly. The rest of you: remember, we don't know the OP. Maybe she's a veteran with some combat-related issues. Maybe she's been assaulted before. Hell, maybe she pissed someone off and they're threatening to kick her a$$. Who the hell knows?

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