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By Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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Gym bro

By sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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By dreamer2639 - 03/07/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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Hello, I love you

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:10

It's true, trying to impress anyone is an instant YDI. However, he had no right to tell you to put your shirt back on. It's your shirt, I'm assuming you are either male or had a sports bra on underneath and were not breaking and public indecency rules, so he was entirely out of line. Next time, tell him no.

Seegtease 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:16

Maybe he was married and didn't want you to tempt him.

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Monday 4 May 2009 12:04

#22 I agree with that 100%. I am totally into being introverted at the gym so I can concentrate on doing my lifts properly and to make sure I'm not becoming lazy.

krisFrAnHeehar 0

Monday 4 May 2009 12:05

um.... #2, honey isn't all that fine, it's more sticky and slow.

onigiriqueen 0

Monday 4 May 2009 12:10

Sucks to be ugly, huh? YDI

withered 30

Thursday 16 June 2016 15:34

Sucks to have a small penis and get rejected all the time, huh?

youaresofucked 0

Monday 4 May 2009 12:13

yeah i second that #23. its really annoying when you get distracted by VERY attractive people (girls for me ) at the gym because you know you should have your game face on and be in the zone. so to speak. But then not being good looking ive never been checked out, im always the guy in the background doing the checking. ok that sounded a bit pervy! never mind

realsmoothx3 0

Monday 4 May 2009 12:36

hahhaha #26 is hilarious, and yeah I completely agree with #22 and 23. Guys sometimes walk by me at the gym multiple times and look at me out of the corner of their eyes.. It's hard to fully concentrate on my workout because I'm thinking about how stupid my facial expression looks while i'm running or doing ab workouts or whatever. Leave the impressing for the parking lot after.

Sam_Cellist 0

Monday 4 May 2009 12:52

I'm guessing that he was at the gym to work out, not pick up a date. So I'm assuming that your actions made him too uncomfortable to work out. If someone took their shirt off and smiled at me I would be pretty freaked out.