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By Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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Gym bro

By sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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By dreamer2639 - 03/07/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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Hello, I love you

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:10

It's true, trying to impress anyone is an instant YDI. However, he had no right to tell you to put your shirt back on. It's your shirt, I'm assuming you are either male or had a sports bra on underneath and were not breaking and public indecency rules, so he was entirely out of line. Next time, tell him no.

Seegtease 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:16

Maybe he was married and didn't want you to tempt him.

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SpaceMonkeh 0

Monday 4 May 2009 13:58

I woulda just told him to go **** himself. >.> I was in school one day and saw a particularly ugly girl with her thong showing. When I asked her to PLEASE pull up her pants, she told me to go **** myself yea.. what was I talking about again?

mobius8 0

Monday 4 May 2009 14:07

So long as you had a sports bra on, or are a guy, you pretty much should have told him to f*** off and get over himself. I don't know why people say YDI for trying to impress someone. I'm guessing they're probably people no one would try to impress, and are jealous no one is likely to ever take off their top or smile at them, trying to impress. If it was me, regardless if I was attracted to the person, I'd take it as a compliment and at least have the decency to smile back. He sounds like a jerk. Count yourself lucky he didn't ask for your number and you didn't have to sit through what would've no doubt been a very boring and self centered date with the guy.

Jakespeed207 4

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:21

Just by that guess, you sound like a self centered bitch yourself.

holynemesis1208 3

Monday 4 May 2009 14:49

at least we know why you are at the gym now. and you did get his attention.

dino_rawr 0

Monday 4 May 2009 14:56

If you're trying to get someone's attention by taking your clothes off, try a strip club. Though I'm guessing by his reaction that you'd need to hit the gym a few more times first. It makes me laugh when people think they look good, then get shot down. People are too arrogant when they have no right to be. You deserved it. Plus, if the only thing that would get his attention is you taking off your clothes, he's probably pretty shallow and you're probably pretty desperate.

Dino1234 0

Monday 2 May 2011 4:28

I'm a dinosaur

Mikey_Fiddler 0

Monday 4 May 2009 14:58

ouch

spamme 0

Monday 4 May 2009 15:04

fake. can I say it backwords too please? ekaf yay!, thanks

skinonskin 0

Monday 4 May 2009 15:05

There are so many posts by desperate girls failing to impress guys on FML. Tip: Don't try to impress people, just go up and start a conversation. And if your hot enough they'll come to you anyway