Love: Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine,...

By Delilah - 01/03/2010 08:53 - Norway

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 851

You deserved it 9 785

St. Patrick's Day: Shamrocks and Tribulations
Green anecdotes of jealousy, full of shamrocks and pints, for a memorable St. Patrick's Day! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Smash the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 02:00

Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 297

You deserved it 191

By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 834

You deserved it 16 832

Know your place

By genderbender - 17/11/2010 01:21 - Reserved

Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 961

You deserved it 27 100

By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 364

You deserved it 43 279

By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 510

You deserved it 42 608

By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 838

You deserved it 9 944

By Johnny - 19/12/2012 23:33 - United States - Memphis

Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 436

You deserved it 8 732

Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 653

You deserved it 927

We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 144

You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 810

You deserved it 2 297

rldostie 19

Monday 1 March 2010 16:07

So? Does that mean he's less of a man? It's just weights. it's not like he's going to lose his balls and you're going to gain them.

Bizzatch 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:10

who cares ?

Comments

jif_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:07

i really don't understand the use of the word "feminine" as an insult or the association of femininity with weakness. way to further sexist stereotypes, OP. YDI, though i don't consider "it" an issue in the first place.

blacklite69 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:11

..Did it occur to you that you may just be really masculine? lol

fernando1980 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:14

what a pansy jajaja

canzo378 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:15

you can both exchange each other's body parts to get sex changes...

yurifreak8 4

Monday 1 March 2010 22:19

you need someone stronger

miss101 3

Monday 1 March 2010 22:44

gay? he just dosn't know it yet.... or he does but thinks your a dude

foodlover123 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:56

ouch that sucks........ u know what maybe u should follow his example

snipersdelight 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:03

******* pothetic

metalchicken20 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:06

why are u lifting ne ways ...are u trying to get jacked?

Howdyplz 2

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

Aww, something about that's kind of cute XD Anyway, be glad. Guys with huge muscles gross me out anyway. If you never though anything was wrong with him until now, just forget this ever happened and go on being happy :)