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By Delilah - 01/03/2010 08:53 - Norway

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

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Smash the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 02:00

Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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Know your place

By genderbender - 17/11/2010 01:21 - Reserved

Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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By Johnny - 19/12/2012 23:33 - United States - Memphis

Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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rldostie 19

Monday 1 March 2010 16:07

So? Does that mean he's less of a man? It's just weights. it's not like he's going to lose his balls and you're going to gain them.

Bizzatch 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:10

who cares ?

Comments

LoonyLuna123 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:19

...So? A relationship where the girl is stronger than the guy shouldn't be a bad thing. I have lost all faith in humanity.

sunrae27 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:06

oh quit being so dramatic. that's what it took for you to 'lose faith in humanity'?

Turbolag25 7

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:25

That's how had made us...

abouttofly 12

Tuesday 2 March 2010 8:38

What's with in for it?

qwerty313 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:25

soft..

gotpromise 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:31

If it was that substantial of a problem, why'd you date him in the first place, knowing he was scrawny?

ParkerBeach 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:39

At least we know who is the bitch in this relationship! lol

dreamer13 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:47

there is NOTHIN wrong w/ that! at all! that's somthing that happens all the time to me. wat can I say I'm a tomboy that Lila softer guys.

Jman1906 2

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:20

Ahhaha! I love how women get angry over male dominance, then totally promote patriarchy by saying men must be stronger than them. Tú una perra!

abouttofly 12

Tuesday 2 March 2010 8:40

I love how you pretend to get upset about sexism, then call someone a bitch. Way to "promote patriarchy".

legion13 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:36

that sounds exactly like brandon

sunrae27 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:59

wow, I wouldn't be able to stand it. I mean that's just how shit works, the guy is supposed to be stronger than the woman. I could never date a guy that was weak, I find that so unappealing. by the way, it doesn't necessarily mean that she's 'butch' I mean her bf could be a total pussy for all we know.