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By Delilah - 01/03/2010 08:53 - Norway

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 02:00

Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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Know your place

By genderbender - 17/11/2010 01:21 - Reserved

Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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By Johnny - 19/12/2012 23:33 - United States - Memphis

Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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rldostie 19

Monday 1 March 2010 16:07

So? Does that mean he's less of a man? It's just weights. it's not like he's going to lose his balls and you're going to gain them.

Bizzatch 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:10

who cares ?

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suffer_for_beaut 0

Monday 1 March 2010 18:55

Hahahahahaaa!!!

perdix 29

Monday 1 March 2010 19:07

I hope he dumps you for a Swedish girl who loves him BECAUSE he is a pussy.

shiritt 0

Monday 1 March 2010 19:13

when i was at the gym, a "girl" next to me did the same, but if you saw the muscles on her...

atl4lyfe 0

Monday 1 March 2010 19:32

sounds like your just bragging no real problem here

dsegui4 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:33

maybe u should be more feminine than him?...

ChihiruLee 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:38

Um wow, way to be a bitch. You don't deserve a boyfriend. Loving someone is not about how manly or feminine they are, it is about who they are. You might just be stronger than him. What if you boyfriend had a handicap, like a wheelchair. Would you say, it never bothered me he looked like a chick but the walking thing, yea, we are done. Way to be a bitch.

ben123f 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:41

just cuz he's a guy doesn't mean he can lift heavier weights. way to put down woman as a weaker sex.

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 1 March 2010 21:51

You're dating perdix? o.O

perdix 29

Monday 1 March 2010 21:59

Ouch! Feeling the burn. I guess that means if you were to get on top of me, I might lack the strength to get you off until I get you off.

muckraker 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:01

Leave ur bitch ass boyfriend and find a real man who can take care of his woman. "i dont sympathize for wack hoes and wimpy guys"

boatkicker 4

Monday 1 March 2010 22:01

Eh, so what? If it really bothers you, ask him to start lifting more and build up his strength. If he says no, get over it. If you can't get over it, I guess break up with him but that seems really shallow to me....