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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Derick_Z 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:56

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

obamas_mama 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:57

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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sunshyne84_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 7:29

hmm find a doctor thats not a virgin

shineyourlight_x 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:32

bahahahahahahahaha

krpistocco 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 14:50

I agree with Derek Z, completely.

qqqqq_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:49

ew get a different one and report the incident

qqqqq_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:52

doesnt matter if its not big deal if it make u feel weird get a new one

TheLab 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:47

You fail at anatomy. There's no possible way that his hand was in your Uterus, that hole is called your ******.

TTTpower 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:51

lol should've slapped him silly

The_One 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:53

lol

Delmar_fml 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:08

There are people who pay good money for that!

trtls 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 11:03

lol i'm sorry, but it's actually funny!

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